I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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