Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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