Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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