is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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