i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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