school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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