I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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