where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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