have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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