People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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