Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
