Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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