you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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