look no pants
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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