it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I can't put those talents on a resume
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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