Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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