thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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