Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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