he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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