ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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