he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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