your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Help. Why am I so naked?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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