I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
