My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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