how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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