return my video game
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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