Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Is this like a preordered booty call?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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