Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
