is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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