...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
