So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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