Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Little spoons don't ask big questions
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize
