i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Randomize
