booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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