the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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