its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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