we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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