All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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