If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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