another moral hangover. fuck.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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