Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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