His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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