I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
So I just went to clothing optional bar
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Congratulations! We have a period
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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