I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Pooping to opera.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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