Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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