she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I would fuck him just for his dog
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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