Why are handjobs necessary in class?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
