Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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