google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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