If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
He did a backflip because drugs
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