She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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