I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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