I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Life without a bra equals bliss.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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