After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
