If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
