first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
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