Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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