so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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